Nervous Guy (Awkward Sex): Key of Awesome #23
Posted by admin on Saturday Jul 10, 2010 Under SexNervous Guy: with AHMIR! This is gonna be awkward. The 23rd video in the Key of Awesome series! AHMIR’s YouTube Channel: www.youtube.com Music produced by Big Dawg www.myspace.com LYRICS Hey there girl it’s been long time since I’ve done this…sex I mean. You see I’m just getting over a really painful divorce so you might want to lower your expectations just a tad. I want to go ahead and apologize in advance for what is probably going to be an underwhelming experience for you. FYI lately I haven’t been able to have an orgasm without crying. It’s something I’ve been working on with my shrink. Am I talking to much? This is gonna be awkward. AHMIR You’re thinking that he’s gonna love you and it will be hot You’re wondering will he love you all night (probably not) He’s always been dumbfounded by female anatomy Be his Watson girl and help him solve this mystery Now he’s nauseous from the pressure plus he’s really drunk His prophylactic is suffocating his poor junk He’s self conscious bout my man boobs and my hairy chest He took off his shirt but he’s still got a furry vest MARK It’s not uncommon for me to have performance anxiety AHMIR It’s very common in old guys. MARK It’s not helping that a bunch of dudes are singing right behind me. AHMIR And now you’re freakin’ cus your thinkin’ what the hell have I gotten my self into As you look in his eyes you will soon realize that you won’t be coming too Cus he’s just a Nervous guy He always gives you TMI And never ever shuts his …
Video Rating: 4 / 5
Hia Everyone, Hope you enjoy my sex and the city inspired outfit. I saw lots of shop windows with satc style outfits for the summer. Its a big thing and so I thought id show you what I got. Follow me on twitter twitter.com For the make up tutorial in this video, visit my new beauty blog at Glamour www.glamourmagazine.co.uk I did Samantha Jones make up look live on This Morning show along with Carrie Bradshaw and would love for you to see them too. www.itv.com www.itv.com and stay tuned by subscribing for loads more if you havent already 
Zoom zoom Lauren.
Video Rating: 4 / 5
July 10th, 2010 at 10:58 am
OmG he actually reminds me off a dumbfckn idiot i know lmfao
July 10th, 2010 at 11:20 am
This was GReat LMFAO omg and love the song.
July 10th, 2010 at 12:15 pm
poor mark…. lol
July 10th, 2010 at 12:22 pm
This was soooo funny as always. Do a Miley parody and in the California girls comments video. Those are some cool Ray bans u got on.
July 10th, 2010 at 12:43 pm
I feel so sad for him but shoot his lost x]
July 10th, 2010 at 12:54 pm
omg!this was soooo funny but u should do another 1 with tht jon guy in it i mean hes sooooo hot!
July 10th, 2010 at 1:51 pm
Hey you guys should do a Miley Cyrus One!!
July 10th, 2010 at 2:47 pm
Hey Guys i love all of your shows
July 10th, 2010 at 3:43 pm
Aww Poor Mark… does your wife get mad at you for making such sexy videos with beautiful Lauren? XD
July 10th, 2010 at 4:13 pm
@killzone10 u mean fyi? for ur info
July 10th, 2010 at 4:16 pm
i dont know if his head just big or is it just his hair o_o
July 10th, 2010 at 4:28 pm
This was my second favorite on. It’s just that all the rest were tied for first. Just incase you didn’t get it, I didn’t like it.
July 10th, 2010 at 4:58 pm
she’s soooooo hot
July 10th, 2010 at 5:56 pm
Ha Ha! Love it! That girl (really sorry, I forgot her name) is super cool! And I love your dancing.
July 10th, 2010 at 6:35 pm
is there an original to this song?
July 10th, 2010 at 6:38 pm
shes a traider!
July 10th, 2010 at 7:21 pm
I think this is definitely the best key of awesome musically. :O I love your dancing, btw.
July 10th, 2010 at 7:30 pm
@XSt0n3rX Racist against what? lol
The white guy that rules the Key-o-Awesome?
Or the R & B group? xD
July 10th, 2010 at 8:11 pm
The 350 people who hit the dislike button are either:
1. Pissed off that they can’t sing in harmony as much as Ahmir can.
or
2. Are racists.
July 10th, 2010 at 8:13 pm
The 350 people who hit the dislike button are either:
1. Pissed off that they can’t sing in harmony as much as Ahmir can.
or
2. Are racists.
July 10th, 2010 at 9:10 pm
what does FVI mean? I hear it all the time
July 10th, 2010 at 10:04 pm
ahmir!!!
July 10th, 2010 at 11:00 pm
i thought he said suffocating his porkchop lol
July 10th, 2010 at 11:15 pm
black gang bang
July 10th, 2010 at 11:54 pm
Hey I love Uno!
July 11th, 2010 at 12:42 am
That wax great
July 11th, 2010 at 1:13 am
@kjgriffiths1 who the fuck are you to decide that? she gives amazing tips for everyone! love her!
July 11th, 2010 at 1:19 am
I know what you mean about the black white silver bangle
July 11th, 2010 at 2:12 am
you are fantastically beautiful! and urr so cute and funny! i really like urr videos!!
and dont think that you are hard to find clothes for.. u have a very nice body shape 
there is deffetnly clothes out there for everyone! 
i myself am a plus size woman 
dont let anything get you or anyone down 
July 11th, 2010 at 2:12 am
Not to be rude but your not a in the club of “us bigger girls”!! Your just womanly and curvy
It seems like your hiding your figure under baggy clothes and you really do not need too. But easier said than done sometimes 
I could see you looking stunning in 50′s fashion, when the curve was power! 
July 11th, 2010 at 2:26 am
this is the first video im going to watch of you!… Im letting it load
I just got your book today and decided to look you up online!
July 11th, 2010 at 2:48 am
You are not big at all!
July 11th, 2010 at 3:37 am
i like your shoes!
July 11th, 2010 at 4:04 am
I don’t think you’re a big girl. You are beautiful.
July 11th, 2010 at 4:32 am
i love those shoes!
July 11th, 2010 at 4:41 am
i def. love these videos plz keep them comin
July 11th, 2010 at 5:22 am
uk people have no sense of fashion! yikes!
July 11th, 2010 at 5:24 am
Did I see you on “This Morning” or was it someone else? lol
July 11th, 2010 at 5:32 am
i like outfit<3
July 11th, 2010 at 6:28 am
Where did you get those shoes ?? they’re amazing !!!
July 11th, 2010 at 7:23 am
you look Fab xxxx
July 11th, 2010 at 7:34 am
i love thisss..i think this is great because ur not one of those skinny girls that are sayin “this look works for everyone”its actually something everyday women or teens like myself could pull off..your my hero:)
July 11th, 2010 at 8:26 am
OMG ! absolutely love your outfit!
July 11th, 2010 at 8:58 am
hahhhaa!! your too cute.. you look adorable!
July 11th, 2010 at 9:06 am
Where are those leggins from
there amazing
July 11th, 2010 at 9:24 am
i love this video.. the outfit looks really cute =)
July 11th, 2010 at 9:28 am
I love your oufit of the day videos! I’m bigger like you. Your video’s help give me confidence to be more comfortable wih my body. I’m very much a tomboy and at 17 I’m now just getting into different clothing styles, and make up. ^_^ I actually just got my first new pair of leggings
but nothing to wear with them 
Which will be changing soon 
Anyway LOVE the videos!
July 11th, 2010 at 9:39 am
i want your leggings sososososos much, PLEASE tell me where they’re from!!
July 11th, 2010 at 10:26 am
OMG.!!!! i lovee the shoees.!!!!!!! and the leggins and every thing… you should keep doing this videos I am going to college on august, and need ideas. Lovee iT.!!!
July 11th, 2010 at 10:57 am
the makeup in this vid is soo pretty! i love it! also loving the cute t-shirt