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Comedy from Harry Hill. If you’d like to get the latest must-have gadgets for free, visit www.freewebs.com

Lyrics: Evanescent like the scent of decay I was fading from the race When in despair, my darkest days Ran amok and forged her face From the fairest of handmaidens to A slick perverted wraith Nymphetamine Heaving midst narcissus On a maledict blanket of stars She was all three wishes Sex, sex, sex A lover hung on her death row I was hooked on her disease Highly strung like Cupids bow Whose arrows hungered meat And the blinding flare of passion In the shade of narrow streets Where their poison never rationed All the tips they left in me Two tracks Bric-a-brac Something passed between us Like a bad crack I believed Id met another kind Of rat In fact With every Rome inside me Licked and ransacked She haunted at the corners of my mind In black Cataracts Wouldnt whitewash away Her filthy smoke stack She burnt me like a furnace For my future suicide LEAD to the river Midsummer, I waved AV of black swans On with hope to the grave through Red September with skies fire-paved I begged you appear Like a thorn for the holy ones Cold was my soul Untold was the pain I faced when you left me A rose in the rain… So I swore to thy razor That never, enchained Would your dark nails of faith Be pushed through my veins again Bared on your tomb I am a prayer for your loneliness And would you ever soon Come above onto me? For once upon a time From the binds of your lowliness I could always find The right slot for your sacred key Six feet deep is the incision In my heart, that barless prison …
Video Rating: 4 / 5

(filmed @ Los Angeles, California; and RIP Lisa Lopes “Left Eye”, Bernard Jeffrey McCullough “Bernie Mac”, and Robin Harris) Kid (Christopher “Kid” Reid) is taking the plunge and marrying his girlfriend Veda (Angela Means), while his friend Play (Christopher “Play” Martin) is dipping his fingers into the music business and attempting to manage a roughneck female rap act called Sex as a Weapon (TLC). Play books the ladies for a concert with heavy-hitting promoter Showboat (Michael Colyar), but when they decide to fire Play and hire a new manager, he has to figure out how to deliver them to the show or face the wrath of Showboat’s female security force. Things eventually begin to spiral out of control for the two, as Play is also planning the bachelor party while trying to keep Kid’s three younger cousins from Detroit (Immature) in line, and Kid’s former flame Sydney (Tisha Campbell) has come back to town, which is news that doesn’t please Veda at all. With help from Play and his loud-mouthed Uncle Vester (Bernie Mac), Kid learns a valuable lesson about love.
Video Rating: 4 / 5

Michael, who dislikes going out to dinner because it’s always an overpriced ordeal, allows Janet to convince him to take the family to a Japanese restaurant. Once there, he feels like he’s being ripped off at every turn, and things go from bad to worse after the Kyles are seated with the incredibly annoying Parker family.
Video Rating: 4 / 5